Shark
2009-02-17 03:04:53 UTC
I notice a couple of recent messages regarding the Season 1-3 shows.
Short answer: The best (well, ONLY) way to get complete versions of
these shows is to have access to Second City's archives. Unless they
are released on DVD at some point in the future, that's it.
I'm not an expert, but I believe the next closest thing would be the
Canadian repeats, which are not 100% complete, but much closer than
the US ones. (Which US ones? That question opens up a whole other can
of worms...)
I can tell you that there is a seller on ioffer.com claiming to have
the "Canadian versions" of the Season 1-3 shows and selling them on
bootleg DVDs. Unfortunately, I took a chance on this set and most are
the old US Blair syndicated shows. I haven't made it through the whole
set -- it's widely variable quality, most fair to poor, from slow-
speed home tapes recorded from some local US station in the 1980s.
These versions of the shows all had "cold openings" (a skit played
before the opening titles -- Season 1 did this in the original run,
but not Seasons 2 and 3). Most of the shows in this particular set are
clipped at the beginning AND the end, AND at breaks where someone cut
out the commercials (along with a few seconds of the show) and for the
opening skits, dialogue often begins in mid-sentence. This was
especially frustrating for me since the whole reason I bought this set
was to get material I didn't already have -- and as far as I can tell,
there is a grand total of ONE sketch in this set that met that
requirement ("The Dr. Braino Hour"). (The glowing reviews this set has
received boggle my mind.)
I did notice that one show (#23) is indeed the 1980s Canadian
syndicated version, so it's still not completely as originally aired,
but would be a couple minutes longer than the US version. (The quality
on that particular episode is terrible, though, as is the "Cisco Kid,"
which at least is the original US syndicated version with the original
opening -- or MOST OF the original opening, anyway.)
For other episodes that weren't included in the 1984 US syndicated
series, like "Gaslight," they actually copied those from the "Best Of
The Early Years" set. (As if it's not bad enough that Shout! didn't
release the whole series due to dwindling sales vs. licensing costs --
now someone is knocking off the stuff they did release, and copying
their cover artwork to boot!)
Anyway...someone asked what was actually missing from these shows. I'm
gonna go down the list according to Jeff Robbins' book (PLUG -- get
this book!) and hopefully I won't miss any...
First of all -- for 99% of these shows, the original show openings and
bumpers have all been changed. So let's get that out of the way. Now
on to the skits themselves...
I'll start with Season 1 and follow-up later with 2 and 3. The
following skits were missing from the Blair/Rhodes shows and therefore
from the pirated DVD set I mentioned above -- in cases where they are
different, I'll try and note that to the best of my knowledge...a lot
of this is from memory so please bear with me. (Please note -- in some
cases a skit missing from one show will be repeated in another show,
or sometimes moved to another show for the 1980s reruns.)
(It looks like later on in the season, they did a lot of repeats in
the original run -- probably scrambling to fill 26 half-hours --
whatever the reason, later in the season there isn't as much cut from
the revised US syndicated shows -- which I should point out, are
completely redone from the ground up and are different from the
ORIGINAL US Season 1 shows.)
#1
Evelyn Woods Speed Talking Commercial
Words To Live By: Joni Newton-Buffy
#2
Fat Chance For The Sub Sahara PSA
English For Beginners
England For Sale commercial
SCTV News: Paper shuffling
#3
Words To Live By: Dr. Ernest Bruter
#4
Words To Live By: Father Michael Meyer (edited)
#5
Sunrise Semester: Faking Orgasms
Words To Live By: Father John Duffy (Edited)
#6
Labrador Slugger commercial
SCTV News: Laughing Editorial
#7
Dialing For Dollars (Conclusion)
#8
Al Pro Dog Food (This is even cut from the Canadian reruns)
Margot Fontaine At The Russian National Circus
#9
Feedback
#10
SCTV News: Earl's editorial on terrorism
#11
An Evening With Colonel Sanders (Edited)
#12
SCTV News: Earl has coughing fit
#13
Dialing For Dollars (Conclusion) (Edited)
#14
SCTV Sports Central (Conclusion) (Edited)
#15
Dialing For Dollars: Moe calls Mrs. Green
#16
(I believe only 2 skits were missing from this episode, and both are
repeated in other episodes, so maybe this technically can be called
"complete")
#17
(See #16)
#18
Recriminalize Marijuana (this was in the Blair version and NBC Later
version, but not Rhodes)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacres (this was in the Rhodes version)
#19
Words To Live By: Father Chick Murphy
#20
SCTV Boogie
#21
Dialing For Dollars: Sandy Moss
#22
Stay White
#23
Disco Farming
#24
(See #16)
#25
(See #16)
#26
(See #16)
Regarding "Beekeeping With Lin Ye Tang" and so forth -- I know the
SCTV Guide site lists that show as a "Best Of -- US" and calls it
#27us or something -- I am 99.9999999999% sure that is not correct.
The original US versions were compiled differently from the Canadian
running orders -- sometimes a matter of a skit or two being dropped,
sometimes completely different compilations that do not correspond to
a particular Canadian show, and this was one of those. But until
someone releases the original 1977-78 US cuts, or at least a list of
the original rundowns, this will remain a mystery. One clue -- they
were already dealing with the "Canadian content" issue -- I sort of
doubt a skit like "Corna-Bix" would have made the original US shows.
Short answer: The best (well, ONLY) way to get complete versions of
these shows is to have access to Second City's archives. Unless they
are released on DVD at some point in the future, that's it.
I'm not an expert, but I believe the next closest thing would be the
Canadian repeats, which are not 100% complete, but much closer than
the US ones. (Which US ones? That question opens up a whole other can
of worms...)
I can tell you that there is a seller on ioffer.com claiming to have
the "Canadian versions" of the Season 1-3 shows and selling them on
bootleg DVDs. Unfortunately, I took a chance on this set and most are
the old US Blair syndicated shows. I haven't made it through the whole
set -- it's widely variable quality, most fair to poor, from slow-
speed home tapes recorded from some local US station in the 1980s.
These versions of the shows all had "cold openings" (a skit played
before the opening titles -- Season 1 did this in the original run,
but not Seasons 2 and 3). Most of the shows in this particular set are
clipped at the beginning AND the end, AND at breaks where someone cut
out the commercials (along with a few seconds of the show) and for the
opening skits, dialogue often begins in mid-sentence. This was
especially frustrating for me since the whole reason I bought this set
was to get material I didn't already have -- and as far as I can tell,
there is a grand total of ONE sketch in this set that met that
requirement ("The Dr. Braino Hour"). (The glowing reviews this set has
received boggle my mind.)
I did notice that one show (#23) is indeed the 1980s Canadian
syndicated version, so it's still not completely as originally aired,
but would be a couple minutes longer than the US version. (The quality
on that particular episode is terrible, though, as is the "Cisco Kid,"
which at least is the original US syndicated version with the original
opening -- or MOST OF the original opening, anyway.)
For other episodes that weren't included in the 1984 US syndicated
series, like "Gaslight," they actually copied those from the "Best Of
The Early Years" set. (As if it's not bad enough that Shout! didn't
release the whole series due to dwindling sales vs. licensing costs --
now someone is knocking off the stuff they did release, and copying
their cover artwork to boot!)
Anyway...someone asked what was actually missing from these shows. I'm
gonna go down the list according to Jeff Robbins' book (PLUG -- get
this book!) and hopefully I won't miss any...
First of all -- for 99% of these shows, the original show openings and
bumpers have all been changed. So let's get that out of the way. Now
on to the skits themselves...
I'll start with Season 1 and follow-up later with 2 and 3. The
following skits were missing from the Blair/Rhodes shows and therefore
from the pirated DVD set I mentioned above -- in cases where they are
different, I'll try and note that to the best of my knowledge...a lot
of this is from memory so please bear with me. (Please note -- in some
cases a skit missing from one show will be repeated in another show,
or sometimes moved to another show for the 1980s reruns.)
(It looks like later on in the season, they did a lot of repeats in
the original run -- probably scrambling to fill 26 half-hours --
whatever the reason, later in the season there isn't as much cut from
the revised US syndicated shows -- which I should point out, are
completely redone from the ground up and are different from the
ORIGINAL US Season 1 shows.)
#1
Evelyn Woods Speed Talking Commercial
Words To Live By: Joni Newton-Buffy
#2
Fat Chance For The Sub Sahara PSA
English For Beginners
England For Sale commercial
SCTV News: Paper shuffling
#3
Words To Live By: Dr. Ernest Bruter
#4
Words To Live By: Father Michael Meyer (edited)
#5
Sunrise Semester: Faking Orgasms
Words To Live By: Father John Duffy (Edited)
#6
Labrador Slugger commercial
SCTV News: Laughing Editorial
#7
Dialing For Dollars (Conclusion)
#8
Al Pro Dog Food (This is even cut from the Canadian reruns)
Margot Fontaine At The Russian National Circus
#9
Feedback
#10
SCTV News: Earl's editorial on terrorism
#11
An Evening With Colonel Sanders (Edited)
#12
SCTV News: Earl has coughing fit
#13
Dialing For Dollars (Conclusion) (Edited)
#14
SCTV Sports Central (Conclusion) (Edited)
#15
Dialing For Dollars: Moe calls Mrs. Green
#16
(I believe only 2 skits were missing from this episode, and both are
repeated in other episodes, so maybe this technically can be called
"complete")
#17
(See #16)
#18
Recriminalize Marijuana (this was in the Blair version and NBC Later
version, but not Rhodes)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacres (this was in the Rhodes version)
#19
Words To Live By: Father Chick Murphy
#20
SCTV Boogie
#21
Dialing For Dollars: Sandy Moss
#22
Stay White
#23
Disco Farming
#24
(See #16)
#25
(See #16)
#26
(See #16)
Regarding "Beekeeping With Lin Ye Tang" and so forth -- I know the
SCTV Guide site lists that show as a "Best Of -- US" and calls it
#27us or something -- I am 99.9999999999% sure that is not correct.
The original US versions were compiled differently from the Canadian
running orders -- sometimes a matter of a skit or two being dropped,
sometimes completely different compilations that do not correspond to
a particular Canadian show, and this was one of those. But until
someone releases the original 1977-78 US cuts, or at least a list of
the original rundowns, this will remain a mystery. One clue -- they
were already dealing with the "Canadian content" issue -- I sort of
doubt a skit like "Corna-Bix" would have made the original US shows.