Fernando Lamas, Jr. School of Fine Acting

[Count Floyd]

Just heard that he is buying the franchise upon the demise of Ricardo
Montalban. "Jesssssss" will be replaced with "Mahvolouse". Credits
earned will cross over,but tuition will rise to cover takeover costs.
Professor Billy Crystal will be teaching Tuesday and Thursday, with
Dean Fernando Lamas, Jr. teaching M-W-F classes. Over the top emoting
will not be tolerated, but extra credit will be given in the PE
credits as both Montalban and Lamas both starred with Esther Williams!
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On Jan 16, 6:18 pm, "Count Floyd"

Post by Count Floyd
Just heard that he is buying the franchise upon the demise of Ricardo
Montalban.  "Jesssssss" will be replaced with "Mahvolouse".  Credits
earned will cross over,but tuition will rise to cover takeover costs.
Professor Billy Crystal will be teaching Tuesday and Thursday, with
Dean Fernando Lamas, Jr. teaching M-W-F classes.  Over the top emoting
will not be tolerated, but extra credit will be given in the PE
credits as both Montalban and Lamas both starred with Esther Williams!
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Esther also was married to Fernando Lamas at one time. And don't
forget Lorenzo "Renegade" Lamas, who elevated the art of not emoting
to new heights of woodenness.

Vic

[Michael O'Connor]

Esther also was married to Fernando Lamas at one time.  And don't
forget Lorenzo "Renegade" Lamas, who elevated the art of not emoting
to new heights of woodenness.

How did Steven Seagal compare to him as far as woodenness goes?

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Post by Michael O'Connor

Esther also was married to Fernando Lamas at one time.  And don't
forget Lorenzo "Renegade" Lamas, who elevated the art of not emoting
to new heights of woodenness.

How did Steven Seagal compare to him as far as woodenness goes?

Good point. I also forgot about Chuck Norris. Those two make Lorenzo
Lamas seem as over the top as Harvey Korman.

Vic

[Michael O'Connor]

Post by Michael O'Connor

Esther also was married to Fernando Lamas at one time.  And don't
forget Lorenzo "Renegade" Lamas, who elevated the art of not emoting
to new heights of woodenness.

How did Steven Seagal compare to him as far as woodenness goes?

Good point. I also forgot about Chuck Norris.  Those two make Lorenzo
Lamas seem as over the top as Harvey Korman.
Vic

Compared to Seagal, Chuck Norris is like Russell Crowe.

I've read where the main reason Seagal did not become a action bigger
film star is because they couldn't sell his movies overseas because
even in places like Japan and the Orient where his movies were dubbed
the movie-going public figured out he was a terrible actor just from
his facial expressions or the lack thereof.